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Thursday, December 23, 2010

It's relative

[[et is inside a vehicle, beside the window]] / et(thinking): Wait. Isn't that echo?! / et(thinking): echo is supposed to be at home. STILL.. / et: Dude, did you just go past the old fountain in the city now? / echo(thinking): What the hell. Doesn't he know that I'm at home only. / echo: Well, it depends. Where are you now? In the bus, or in a FRIGGING TIME MACHINE?! / et: Eh? / [[et is inside a time machine]] / et: Uh, nevermind! / {{bottom text: And are you making phone calls through time? Partially based on a series of true stories.} / {{title: Always hold your cellphone in the left like echo does. And NOT like et.}} / {{tags: time travel, time machine, cellphone}}

Always hold your cellphone in the left like echo does, and NOT like et

And are you making phone calls through time?

Partially based on a series of true stories.

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

echo On Fire

[[et stands in front of his home/garage. He is frowning]] / echo:et, when will you return my jetpack? / et:Man, I'm still trying to figure out the controls! / echo:Okay / 3 DAYS LATER.. / echo: et, are you gonna return my jetpack now / et:Well, I wasn't really sure how to load the fuel / echo:It's in the middle section. Press the blue button ans fresh fuel is loaded / et:Okay / 1WEEK LATER.. / echo:et, hope you had all the fun with MY jetpack. Now can I have it back for some use? / et:echo, give me some more time. I'm only getting familiar with the handling / echo:Okay.. LAST chance! / et:Okay / STILL 4 DAYS LATER.. / [[et stands with the jetpack on his back]] / et:Hi, echo / echo:Hey. et. Hm, that's my jetpack, right? / et:Yes / echo:You going to give it back, right? / et:Actually.. no / echo:What? / [[et suddenly propels into the air with the jetpack with a SWHOOSH]] / et:Goodbye, echo / echo:NOOOO! / {{title:Never share your books and jetpacks}} / {{bottom text:And et flew away in echo's pink bubbly flame emitting gay jetpack. }} / {{tags:betrayal,flame,rocket,friends}}

Never share your books and jetpacks

Saturday, May 15, 2010

On that blue green planet

[[et see a yellow alien with one big eye with a blue iris. There are bushes in background with red fruits like cherry]] / et:Aww, an ALIEN! / [[et bends over]] / et:Which planet are you from? / et:--silent staring-- / et(waves):Helloo.. / [[Tears form in alien's eye]] / [[Alien's view. Everything greyscale]] / et:(speaking alien language) / elvis:Wow / elvis:Finally, i've made it.. Away from civilization, away from modernization, out on a planet which nobody has ever explored. The ultimate spiritual freedom! / et:Are you, uh, crying? / elvis:(speaking alien language) / et:WHAT?? / {{title:et meets a Chinese alien. Alien meets a Chinese et.}} / {{bottom text:Invasion of the colour-blind aliens. }} / {{tags:ufo,mars}}

et meets a Chinese alien. Alien meets a Chinese et.

Invasion of the colour-blind aliens.

Friday, March 26, 2010

Tentacles on loose

et:Turritopsis nutricula, echo! / echo:The immortal jellyfish? / et:Exactly. Think about it. They can revert every single cell of their body, thus going back to their childhood once in a while, living the cycle of life again and AGAIN. / echo:Pretty amazing, isn't it? / et:Pretty monstrous. / et:echo, everything in nature is balanced, and ought to be. What does it mean when some kind of jellyfish live forever and flood the oceans of the world? Quite an imbalance, huh? / echo:Afraid, et? If you're so concerned about the immortality of a feeble transparent jellyfish, what'd you say about the 'imbalance' caused by MAN? He's inventing ways of better survival. he's flooding the planet, and destroying stuff all around where he lives. / et:But.. but the oceans will just be so full of them in a short while! A gang of tiny jellyfish stinging you with their poison darts when you take a warm dip in the morning sea. / echo:We deserve that, in a way. May be this is nature's way of controlling the overpopulating aggressive mankind. / et:They're living with their great grandfathers AND their great grandchildren with no sense of family hierarchy whatsoever. It's a model of total chaos! / echo:That's one of nature's amazing phenomena. Let it be, my friend. / et:Okay then. have your chances! / MEANWHILE IN OCEAN.. / Jelly fish leader: Ok, anymore wise developmental suggestions? / Jellyfish from the bloom/swarm: Umm.. cut down on birthday parties and add to the earth -invasion budget? / Leader:WISE! / {{botom text:So that's what doomsday is all about? Jellyfish invasion?! }} / {{tags:end of the world, jellyfish apocalypse}}

So that's what doomsday is all about? Jellyfish invasion?!