"... it seemed to me that their every expression in life was two faced, and that 'experience in life' - the thing they were forever telling me I didn't have - meant the ability, after a certain age, to be hypocritical and manipulative without having to try, and then to be able to sit back and pretend innocence"
~ Orhan Pamuk
It takes a lot of luck to get a cat who is as awkward as yourself ;)